March 2012
81 posts
menstrual flatulence is the worst man
like you know how you kind have a tolerance to your own farts? not these. not these.
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February 2012
158 posts
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i called my mom a slut monkey and then she turned around and called me a cocksucker
my mom basically just told me she wished she was promiscuous
textposter:
Wearing floaties to the premier of Titanic 3D
queen of the warthogs
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fucking movies
it’s britney beach…
hey
lol
:p
remember when i only posted pictures of naked people
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when i opened up my moms gps the first thing that came up was overeaters anonymous
why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection?
whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in lisp
Watchdearscarlet:
Dear Scarlet, Here you are last night singing Joni Mitchell’s All I Want.
this is so kewt
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i am a forty year old northeastern man
karfapian:
my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like
